About Me: Well, I was born in the city of New Avalon, but moved to the shores of Lake Clearwater to live with my Uncle Serpinski after my parents' expedition went missing. I was two years old at the time, so I don't remember them very well.
For the next 12 years of my life, I grew up in Mr. Mandel's sky-blue beach house on the shores of Lake Clearwater, I loved going sailing with him on his Theseus. Those years by the lake were the best days of my life, I would spend hours digging in the sand and playing in the ruins by the shore. (Until the archeologists kicked me out lol.) Anyway, that all was great until uncle Serpinski made a huge breakthrough. He figured out, A: that the ruins they had been studying were a portal, and B: how to activate it. Over the next few years, all of the researchers in my uncle's division were sent into the portal. Research bases were constructed, the Theseuses (Theseei?) were retrofitted for the new environment, and eventually, me and my uncle were the only researchers that hadn't moved their base of operations into the place beyond the portal (dubbed Mysteria by a bunch of researchers that are generally bad at naming things)
Well, me being a dumb kid and all, I didn't like moving to mysteria at all. I wanted to stay on the beach. Alas I had to go with him.
Mysteria. How can I describe it. Everything you think you knew is turned upside down regularly and every time I think I know the rules, everything shifts into another completly illogical mess. It is a place where constants become suggestions and theoretical concepts exist in concrete form. One moment, you could be walking through a forest of spiraling fractals, then the next, you could be floating through the air in an endless abandoned city carved from towers of crystal or falling through the ground itself.
At this point, I somehow got the idea in my head that If I ran away from the base, stole the research vehicle and used it to travel back to the portal, I could escape back to Lake Clearwater. This was by far the stupidest decision I have made in my life.
So yeah. It's actually easier than you would think to commit Grand Theft Theseus. Especially when your uncle left the keys in the ignition.
What's crazy is that my stupid plan almost worked. Almost.
I was SO close to the portal. I could see it. If it wasn't for that storm, I would have made it.
Unfortunately, I didn't make it. the entire landscape shifted at a million miles an hour and the Theseus crashed, ejecting me from the craft in the process. A lot of stuff happened next, (I'll cover that in the Sanity's Log portion of this website once I get around to adding it.) but long story short, since then, I've been lost in Mysteria.